Screenplay #7

Planet of the enormous Goth women. 
The stranded American astronauts, 
three Adams and no Eve,
are all thinking to themselves
so they can think well of themselves:
It's not the size. It's just the talking
all the time about death, death and Ian Curtis,
and death, 
and there's two possible endings:

1. they pretty much sit there 
thinking this through forever, becoming 
the most passive-aggressive people
ever to exist; or 

2. complete death-assisted erotic mind conversion,
followed by dancing. 

Robert Smith shows up for the ending.
Starring an animé woman drawn
by Escher and, if we can find her 

and bulk her up some, Billie Holiday.